Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister is pregnant.

Normally I like to pretend she doesn't exist, but this is the best Paris Hilton article I have ever read.

"Heirhead." HA!

I knew she only had one expression!

eta: It's gone for now so sad. Best Week Ever's blog linked to an animated picture of Paris Hilton, quickly shuffling thrugh a bunch of pictures of her but HER FACE STAYED THE SAME because she only has one expression. I hpe it comes back later because damn, yo.

Nick and Jessica split. Oh noes.

Just Timberlake: He has pubes for hair.

Hee!